Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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