There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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