At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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