he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Do plants get herpes?
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