Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She told me I should be a condom model.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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