Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
