When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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