This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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