The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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