But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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