if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
meet me or not, i'm out of control
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
