My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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