so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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