Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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