Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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