508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
