It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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