He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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