Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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