It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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