love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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