I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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