My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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