I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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