I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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