you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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