i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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