I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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