i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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