Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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