i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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