He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You pole danced in your parka.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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