nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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