He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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