at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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