69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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