Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
