Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just google imaged poop.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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