I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there was a trapeze. enough said
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
