You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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