I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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