well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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