what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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