started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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