I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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