If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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