Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
