Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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