I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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