Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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