Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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