We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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