On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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