that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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