ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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