OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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